Sandi: I want an orange kitty. Gma, get me an orange kitty.
Gma: No. you don't want an orange kitty. we had one once.
Sandi: oh, yea? you're lying. what was it's name
Gma: uh......ask your dad, he'll know
Sandi: you're such a liar. it wasn't Go Away?
Gma: No, that was the gray cat.
Sandi: Oh, right.
Gma: He was gay.
Sandi: What?
Gma: He would always hump our neighbor.
Sandi: *Dies laughing*
Gma: It's true. then he got an abscess that we got taken off. then he ran away.
........................................
Sandi: What are you eating?
Gma Kay: Asparagus and Noodles.
Sandi: Looks like salami and crackers.
Gma Kay: Nope
Sandi: Asparagus and noodles. Okay Grandma.
10 mins later
Gma Kay: (Sargento cheese comercial) Asparagus, noodles and cheese.
Sandi: Asparagus noodles?
Gma Kay: NO. Asparagus and noodles. Thats what i'm going to cook for dinner tonight.
Sandi: Yea? What are you going to cook when Adam is here?
Gma Kay: Asparagus and Noodles
Sandi: Ah. Okay grandma.
Gma Kay: See, they (The Little People Big World people) eat asparagus and noodles
Sandi: They aren't grandma
Gma Kay: Oh. Okay.
***Half hour later***
Gma Kay: (Yogurt commercial on TV) MMmmm, yogurt, asparagus and noodles.
Sandi: *giggle*
Gma Kay: Don't laugh at me you little bitch. I saw you smile.
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