"I like watching football. One team runs one way down the field trying to kick the other teams ass while the other team is trying to kick their ass. It's my favorite sport to watch"
"There's a kitty at the shelter that has no teeth. I was petting it today and I told it that no one was going to love it and take it home with them. I should have just taken it across the street and given it the needle. I don't think they would have wanted me to come back though, if I did that."
