Cooking Dinner

Gma: Sandi? Will you go to the bathroom for me?
me: WHAT?!
Gma: I don't want to leave the kitchen.

Adam has a cold.

So I'm sick and both Sandi and Grandma Kay know.

*Phone rings*

Me: Hello?
Kay: Adam, how are you feeling?
Me: I'm fine, I've been drinking lots of orange juice.
Kay: What are you having for dinner?
Me: Probably mac and cheese.
Kay: Oh that's not very good, Adam.
Me: I know, when I was at the store I was so focused on getting juice that I forgot about soup.
Kay: Well, at least the macaroni has sodium, which you need lots of. Well, it was nice talking to you Adam, I'll call you tomorrow.
Me: You will?
Kay: First thing in the morning, what time do you wake up?
Me: Oh please don't call before 10.
Kay: *Pauses* Oh, well I'll call you in the afternoon then. Bye Adam.
Me: Bye Kay.

I'm Lost.

Grandma and Suzanne are in Capitola, Ca for the week. And two days in grandma gets lost:

*Phone Rings*
Sandi: Hello?
Gma: Sandi? Can you look in the rolidex for me and find Suzanne's phone number?
Sandi: What? Does she not know it?
Gma: No, i'm lost on the beach and i'm using someone else's phone to call you.
Sandi: Oh, okay, are you ready for the number?
Gma: Um, okay, let me write it in the sand.
Sandi: You call me and ask me for a number without a way of writing it down?
Gma: Well you call her and tell her that i'm by the multi colored umbrella's.
Sandi: Okay grandma.

Suzanne: Hello?
Sandi: Hey Tudy, Grandma is lost and she wanted me to call you and tell you she's by the multi colored umbrellas.
Suzanne: She's lost? How did she call you?
Sandi: She used someone else's phone.
Suzanne: Where? Oh, i see her. Wow, what a couple we are, huh?
Sandi: Haha. yeah. Alright you two, have fun. I'm going to go blog about this now.