Josh: So does Adam have any hobbies?
Me: Eh, not really. He used to play WOW.
Gma: (after about a minute of silence) Don't forget about his ballet lessons
Josh: Shit, are you serious??
Me: No, Josh, She's not.
Gma: (laughing so hard she cries)
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and on the way home:
Gma: (talking about wanting to get me a passport) ...and I'm scared because of your birth certificate.
Josh: Why?
Me: It doesn't have my first or middle name on it.
Josh: Oh, were they going to try to sell you or something?
Me: Yeah, but it turned out I have a face only a mother could love and she didn't even want me.
Gma: (dies laughing)
