This time the jokes on grandma.

Corey: Grandma, I want a Lego party
Grandma: Ok, we can get you a Lego cake.
Corey: No, grandma. I don't want a Lego cake.
Grandma: Why not? It would be fun!
Corey: Because, grandma, you can't eat a Lego cake.

Phone conversation 1/18

Grandma: hello?
Me: where are you? Why are you not home?
Grandma: I'm at a funeral. What do you want?
Me: funeral? Why did you answer your phone?
Grandma: I'm waiting for someone to get picked up.
Me: oh.