Ding Dong.... Doorbell

Gma: *Laying down in her room watching TV. Commercial had a doorbell* Oh, shit!
Sandi: Uh, Gma.... that was the TV
Gma: Well, I was sleeping.

Ass Hole?

Gma: (Walking down the hall) (singing) LaLaLaLaLaLaLa You're an ass hole.
Sandi: Gma!
Gma: (coming into my room with a towel on her head) You're an ass hole you're an ass hole you're an ass hole. I can walk backwards and forwards and you don't know which way i'm going.

You have no friends

Gma: Sandi, you have no friends. No boyfriend. No one wants to talk to you.

*on the phone to her friend*
Gma: Hi Lynette.
Sandi: HI LYNETTE!
Gma: Sandi says Hi. SHE SAYS HI BACK. I just told her that she has no friends and no boyfriend so I decided to call one of my friends, because I have them and she doesn't