Do you know where I am?

Grandma: Do you know where your grandfather brought me? To the top of a mountain in Murphys. The top of a mountain with a road that's wide enough for ONE car. We have to go down the mountain for dinner. Grandpa is going. He can bring it back to me.
Sandi: Oh grandma. Take a Zanax and cut grandpa some slack grandma. He went through a lot of trouble to plan this. Take some pictures and send them to me.
Grandma: I'll take pictures of the shower.

Texts from this morning.

3 awesome things during the superbowl

Grandma:Thats it. I've had enough. I'm going to bed.
Grandpa: Dinner's on.
Grandma. I'm going to eat first.

Grandpa: *petting Fuzz*
Grandma: Don't be too rough with her, Leland.
Grandpa: She likes it rough. She's pushing her head into it.

Sandi: Grandma, this cream cheese garlic stuff is delish.
Grandma: I was dipping veggies in it earlier.
Sandi: Oh, that sounds good.
Grandma: Celery, carrots. They're in the fridge. I don't know what that white stuff is, but it's delicious.
Sandi: *picks up the container with the white stuff* Jicama?
Grandma: Is that what it is? No wonder I like it. I've been calling it Jamaica.