Today

Grandma: today Siri was a real bitch. I said thank you and she said that's not necessary. That's the last time I ever thank her.

Merry Christmas!

It continued with words like "Teeny Weenie" and "Bigger Weenie" and ended with "Can't get it up"

Hope you all have a great Christmas! Thanks for reading!!!

Two great texts in one day.

Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm so thankful for my Grandma and Grandpa who took me in when I was a baby and raised me to be the person who I am today.

Grandma: I really want that new cat at the shelter.
Grandpa: You have to get rid of one.
Grandma: It's going to be you
Grandpa: You can't get rid of me.
Grandma: I can! You don't sit on my lap like the cats do.
Grandpa: You never let me.
Grandma: You can tomorrow, as long as the kids aren't here.

Have a great thanksgiving everyone! Thanks for reason this blog!

Lance Mackey

Grandma: sandi, I'm having issues with my phone. I was looking up Lance Mackey and I found a video and now I can't get it to stop.
Sandi: turn the phone off.
Grandma: oh! That worked.
Sandi: do you know how to turn it on? Talk dirty to it.
Grandma: dirty dirty!

Hey grandma! Watch this video

Sandi: (handing over my phone) Grandma, watch this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nj1pf5fY7g&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Grandma: That baby looks like a Cuban dictator!
Sandi and Wendy: (Laugh)
Grandma: He does! He looks like Gaddafi! Look at him!

(after the video)
Awe. He's so cute.

We're playing "Truth or Lie"

Grandma: Sandi, have you ever smoked pot?
Me: What? Why is this a question right now?
Grandma: We're playing truth or lie.
Me: That's not even a game!
Grandpa: Well your Grandma has.
Grandma: LELAND!
Me: AHAHAHAHA.

Spending quality time with Jessica

Happy Mothers Day!!

Grandma: Disney was a homosexual.
Sandi: No, he was a Nazi.
Grandma: Oh, right. Then he probably wasn't a homosexual.

Sandi: Wow, that sun is bright.
Grandma: It's a bummer that we don't have half a sun like we have half a moon. Like, in mid July, we just all of a sudden have half a sun. That would be nice.

Grandma: Sometimes I look at people when they're talking to me and think to myself "What are they talking about?" Then after a while I realize "Oh, shit, that was probably on Sandi's blog"

Do you know where I am?

Grandma: Do you know where your grandfather brought me? To the top of a mountain in Murphys. The top of a mountain with a road that's wide enough for ONE car. We have to go down the mountain for dinner. Grandpa is going. He can bring it back to me.
Sandi: Oh grandma. Take a Zanax and cut grandpa some slack grandma. He went through a lot of trouble to plan this. Take some pictures and send them to me.
Grandma: I'll take pictures of the shower.

Texts from this morning.

3 awesome things during the superbowl

Grandma:Thats it. I've had enough. I'm going to bed.
Grandpa: Dinner's on.
Grandma. I'm going to eat first.

Grandpa: *petting Fuzz*
Grandma: Don't be too rough with her, Leland.
Grandpa: She likes it rough. She's pushing her head into it.

Sandi: Grandma, this cream cheese garlic stuff is delish.
Grandma: I was dipping veggies in it earlier.
Sandi: Oh, that sounds good.
Grandma: Celery, carrots. They're in the fridge. I don't know what that white stuff is, but it's delicious.
Sandi: *picks up the container with the white stuff* Jicama?
Grandma: Is that what it is? No wonder I like it. I've been calling it Jamaica.