Tuesday, January 4, 2011

So I was talking with my cousin Janice today....

Apparently, Grandma has ALWAYS been like this....


Janice: I forget if it was Gale or me, but one of us called her and asked her what she was doing and she said "Masturbating.....what are you doing?".

Sunday, January 2, 2011

What do you think?

Sandi: (answering the phone) Yes grandma?
Gma: I was watching a movie I thought you'd like, but it's almost over
Sandi: What movie
Gma: It's Drumline, have you seen it?
Sandi: Yeah. Long LONG time ago.
Gma: Did you notice how many black people were in it?
Sandi: Yeah. why?
Gma: Well, do you ever wonder if they think "Why are there so many white people?" when they watch movies?