"Sandi, if you're ever depressed, call the eye doctor. I don't know who he has working there, but I call her and she makes me feel so good. No, really, call her. Here, tell her you need to make an appointment. Maybe I should call her and make sure she had the right name"(Puts phone up to her ear...)
"Grandma, you didn't dial anyone"
"Oh, well..."
