Good morning texts!

Text from grandma: get to work
Me: ok grandma
Grandma: I need the money
Me: on it.

When Parents Text

HI ALL!!! Quick update to let you all know that Grandma made it to When Parents Text!!! here's the link: Second Hand Pix :D

Voicemail 9/3/11

"Sandi, call me when you get a minute. I need someone who loves me. Bye"

Calling the eye doctor

"Sandi, if you're ever depressed, call the eye doctor. I don't know who he has working there, but I call her and she makes me feel so good. No, really, call her. Here, tell her you need to make an appointment. Maybe I should call her and make sure she had the right name"(Puts phone up to her ear...)

"Grandma, you didn't dial anyone"

"Oh, well..."

She's always P.C.

Gma: Move, bitch.
Sandi: Grandma, you always call me that
Gma: Well, you get mad at me when I call you a fat bitch
Sandi: Touché

Getting the Fuzz groomed

Grandma called into the cat groomer and asked them if they did the bikini shaving. The girls that answered the phone went silent for a little bit and then told her yeah. She went in to the groomer and talked to the girls at the counter and asked them if they were offended that she called it a bikini shave and the girls laughed and said no they has just never herd it called that before and that they were going to call it that from here on out.




Also, aparently Grandma has to take drugs (what kinds, I dont know) before riding in the car with grandpa. Go figure.

What Grandma has been doing with her life

Grandma has apparently been watching baby eagles being hatched.

other than that, nothing new on the grandma front.

Link below if you'd like to join her and the other 120,000 people watching.

So I was talking with my cousin Janice today....

Apparently, Grandma has ALWAYS been like this....


Janice: I forget if it was Gale or me, but one of us called her and asked her what she was doing and she said "Masturbating.....what are you doing?".

What do you think?

Sandi: (answering the phone) Yes grandma?
Gma: I was watching a movie I thought you'd like, but it's almost over
Sandi: What movie
Gma: It's Drumline, have you seen it?
Sandi: Yeah. Long LONG time ago.
Gma: Did you notice how many black people were in it?
Sandi: Yeah. why?
Gma: Well, do you ever wonder if they think "Why are there so many white people?" when they watch movies?