Conversation with Olivia

Gma: (Answering phone) Hello?
Olivia: (thinking it's me) You sound weird.
Gma: I sound weird? it's because i just smoked dope.

Farting

Gma: (singing) I like blowing air out my butt. I do it all the time. I do it every where. At church and other places.

Sandi: Oh? Like where?

Gma: Like church, the store, around the house. I blow air out my butt all the time.

Be good

Gma: Goodbye Olivia! Be good.
Olivia: I'm always good, except when I'm not.
Gma: And when you're not, name it after me (aside to me) She has a kid and names it Grandma Kay. Oh, then we'll be in big trouble.