of death and drugs

Sandi: Gma, did you hear that?
Gma: No, what?
Sandi: If you can talk to me about death you can talk to me about drugs.
Gma: Okay. Sandi, if you do drugs, we'll have to talk about death.

no words.

Sandi: Oh, Grandma, look how good my butt looks in these jeans.
Gma: Well lets see. *puts her hands on my hips, keeps her hands that wide and starts walking for the door*
Sandi: What are you doing?
Gma: *At the door pushing her arms though* Seeing if you'll fit through the door.
Sandi: I can't believe you just said that.
Gma: I can't believe you let me do that.
Sandi: Oh, this is SO going in my blog.
Gma: CPS wont think it's too funny, Sandi.

Of sing and sung.

Gma: Guess what song we sung yesterday at church?
Sandi: Sang.
Gma: What?
Sandi: Sang. you ment to say sang.
Gma: Who gives a flying poopy fuck?
Sandi: You did not just say that.

At a wedding? Really grandma?

Sandi: (handing Gma a Dove chocolate wrapper...you know, the ones with the sayings) Here Granmda. for you. (It said "Age is but a number")
Gma: Well thats a load of crap, thats what that is.
Sandi: Yea? what about this one grandma? (I hand her one that says "Discover yourself")
Gma: Is that like masturbation?


My sisters that were sitting at the table with us almost died laughing. :) gotta love Gma

About the Blog

Sandi: I'm glad i'm keeping this blog grandma.
Gma: Why?
Sandi: Well, because when you're gone, I can share all these wonderful conversations with my kids, when they're old enough.
Gma: How long do these things last?
Sandi: Well it's online, so probably forever.
Gma: Who reads this?
Sandi: Oh, I don't know. Emily? Olivia? others? Everyone loves them. espically the one of the cat humping the neighbor.
Gma: WHAT? What are you talking about.
Sandi: You know, the orange cat that humped the neighbor?
Gma: NO! He didn't hump the neighbor! Where did you get that? you nasty little girl....
Sandi: Thats what you said!
Gma: NO...he humped the neighbors cat, who was male, also. You don't listen, Sandi.
Sandi: I swear thats what you said grandma.


*a few mins later*
Gma: oh hum di dum. I humped the cat today. hum di dum "Hello honey, I'm home, what did you do today?" "oh, I humped the cat...hum di dum..." Gosh, Sandi. You're so nasty.

Cartwheel??

Gma: Sandi, come here.
Sandi: Yes, grandma?
Gma: Do a carwheel.
Sandi: What?
Gma: You heard me...Do a carwheel?
Sandi: Really?
Gma: Really.
Sandi: No, Grandma.
Gma: Okay, well I didn't want you hitting the TV anyways.