1:30 AM Wednesday morning:

Gma: (walking down the hall)*grumble noises*
Sandi: Grandma? What are you doing? Are you a Zombie?
Gma: (puts hands out in front of her) *grumbling* Zombieeeee.
Sandi: Grandma....you're so weird
Gma: Zombie hungry. Zombie eat humans.
Sandi: Go to bed grandma.

Phone conversation

Sandi: Is grandma there?
Gpa: Yeah, hang on.
*silence*
Gma: Hello?
Sandi: What do you want?
Gma: I don't know, you called me.
Sandi: Oh, well, I just wanted to say that.
Gma: Ah, okay. You can call me names if you want.
Sandi: Really?
Gma: Sure. Why not?
*talking about this weekend*
Sandi: Alright grandma, I'm going to go.
Gma: Okay, see you tomorrow.
Sandi: I love you, Grandma Kay.
Gma: I love you too, Granddaughter Sandi.
Sandi: *giggle* Bye Grandma.

I want to drive!

So, Grandma won't ever let me drive her van, dunno why, she just wont.

Sandi: Grandma, let me drive home, please?
Gma: Uh, is the pope catholic?
Sandi: Yea?
Gma: Nope, he's Lutheran.
Sandi: Oh. You should have asked me if he's jewish.
Gma: (hits my arm) No, he's not! Don't say that.


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Later that day:

Sandi: oh, grandma, my shoes are a size 5, not 4
grandma: oh, you little harlot.

Jan. 6th, 2008 *the one that started it all*

She sat next to me to see Kristina's engagement picture, and touched my computer screen:

Gma: OH! it's a touch screen!
Me: Sure, Gma
Gma: Well, what happens when i do this? (Touches iChat converstion)
Me: (hits open apple + w [closes window])
Gma: OH! look at that (touches Jamie's name)
Me: (Hits Enter)
Gma: This is fun! (Touches Jamie's window)
Me: (hits open apple + w again)
Gma: Well what happens if I touch it here? (touches iChat buddy list)
Me: (hits open apple + w [closes list])
Gma: Well.. now i lost it
Me: Touch the browser window see what happens.
Gma: (touches browser)
Me: (open apple +m [minimizes window])
Gma: huh. where'd it go?
Me: Right there. (points to little window in icon bar) Gma why don't you push play?
Gma: (touches play button on iTunes)
Me: (hits spacebar)
Gma: Wow.
Me: (laughing) You know that it's not really a touch screen right Gma?
Gma: Huh? SANDI! I knew that.
Me: No you didn't
Gma: Yes i DID. but i was confused for a second



Hahahaha... i love my gma. :)

Of Asparagus and humping cats...

Sandi: I want an orange kitty. Gma, get me an orange kitty.
Gma: No. you don't want an orange kitty. we had one once.
Sandi: oh, yea? you're lying. what was it's name
Gma: uh......ask your dad, he'll know
Sandi: you're such a liar. it wasn't Go Away?
Gma: No, that was the gray cat.
Sandi: Oh, right.
Gma: He was gay.
Sandi: What?
Gma: He would always hump our neighbor.
Sandi: *Dies laughing*
Gma: It's true. then he got an abscess that we got taken off. then he ran away.


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Sandi: What are you eating?
Gma Kay: Asparagus and Noodles.
Sandi: Looks like salami and crackers.
Gma Kay: Nope
Sandi: Asparagus and noodles. Okay Grandma.
10 mins later
Gma Kay: (Sargento cheese comercial) Asparagus, noodles and cheese.
Sandi: Asparagus noodles?
Gma Kay: NO. Asparagus and noodles. Thats what i'm going to cook for dinner tonight.
Sandi: Yea? What are you going to cook when Adam is here?
Gma Kay: Asparagus and Noodles
Sandi: Ah. Okay grandma.
Gma Kay: See, they (The Little People Big World people) eat asparagus and noodles
Sandi: They aren't grandma
Gma Kay: Oh. Okay.

***Half hour later***
Gma Kay: (Yogurt commercial on TV) MMmmm, yogurt, asparagus and noodles.
Sandi: *giggle*
Gma Kay: Don't laugh at me you little bitch. I saw you smile.