So, Grandma won't ever let me drive her van, dunno why, she just wont.
Sandi: Grandma, let me drive home, please?
Gma: Uh, is the pope catholic?
Sandi: Yea?
Gma: Nope, he's Lutheran.
Sandi: Oh. You should have asked me if he's jewish.
Gma: (hits my arm) No, he's not! Don't say that.
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Later that day:
Sandi: oh, grandma, my shoes are a size 5, not 4
grandma: oh, you little harlot.
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