On Shawn Johnson

Watching womens gymnastics:

Gma: If I were her, i'd just say "Fuck gymnastics" and do swimming instead.

Sex and politics.

k: So they're saying that john edwards was sleeping around.
s: gosh, why can't those democrats just keep it in their pants?
k: well, the republicans are sleeping around too, but since they're doing it with the same sex, its kept quiet.