Grandma: Henjauzsjusjjzmzuxkkhskzzijkdug g zp
Me: What?
Grandma: Do u know what that says
Me: nope
Grandma: I don't either
Me: Glad we're on the same page
Grandma: I had two cans of beer at lunch today
Me: You did not
Grandma: U will never be sure
Me: I hope not
Grandma: U better get to work bitch
Me: Yes ma'am
Grandma: Did you get your flu shot?
Grandma: You are going to give it to your baby
Me: Grandma, you are making no sense today.
Grandma: Too many beers
Me: Who gave you the sassy pill today?
Grandma: God.
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Keep in mind that I don't have a baby. And Cans? Keep it classy gma.
