Keeping it Classy and Sassy (Text message conversation)

Grandma: Henjauzsjusjjzmzuxkkhskzzijkdug g zp

Me: What?

Grandma: Do u know what that says

Me: nope

Grandma: I don't either

Me: Glad we're on the same page

Grandma: I had two cans of beer at lunch today

Me: You did not

Grandma: U will never be sure

Me: I hope not

Grandma: U better get to work bitch

Me: Yes ma'am

Grandma: Did you get your flu shot?

Grandma: You are going to give it to your baby

Me: Grandma, you are making no sense today.

Grandma: Too many beers

Me: Who gave you the sassy pill today?

Grandma: God.

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Keep in mind that I don't have a baby. And Cans? Keep it classy gma.