Kitty prayer time

I was walking down the hallway in my grandparent's house the other day and my cat stopped at my feet so kneeled down and picked him up while i was still on my knees my grandma came up behind me and started to pet Remy (my cat) My grandpa walked down the hall and noticed this odd scene and asked what we were doing. My grandma's response? "We're having Kitty Prayer Time. Now it's time for kitty sacrifice" As she takes an invisible stake to my cat's throat.

Today in the car.

Sandi: So, Grandma, do you remember that twitter blog I used to read to you about the dad?
Gma: The old dad and the young guy?
Sandi: Yeah that one. Did you hear they're making a TV show about it starring William Shatner?
Gma: When am I going to be famous?




*To the guy jogging with no shirt on (But from inside the car so only I could hear her)*
Gma: Pull down your pants! I wanna see your tush.