New Year's Eve Exhibit!

Grandma Kay: Sandi, I want you home by 11:30 tonight.
Sandi: Well, that's just mean.
Grandma Kay: (laughing) I know! Tell your friends you have to leave because your grandma wants you home. (Pause) You should check out the exhibits at Target.
Sandi: Target has exhibits?!
Grandma Kay: Yup. They're try something new.

Happy New Year's everyone! We are taking our annual trip to Yosemite on Monday! Hoping for some good updates :) CHEERS!

Keeping it Classy and Sassy (Text message conversation)

Grandma: Henjauzsjusjjzmzuxkkhskzzijkdug g zp

Me: What?

Grandma: Do u know what that says

Me: nope

Grandma: I don't either

Me: Glad we're on the same page

Grandma: I had two cans of beer at lunch today

Me: You did not

Grandma: U will never be sure

Me: I hope not

Grandma: U better get to work bitch

Me: Yes ma'am

Grandma: Did you get your flu shot?

Grandma: You are going to give it to your baby

Me: Grandma, you are making no sense today.

Grandma: Too many beers

Me: Who gave you the sassy pill today?

Grandma: God.

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Keep in mind that I don't have a baby. And Cans? Keep it classy gma. 

Death

Grandma: When I die, the only people who are going to come to my funeral are the waitresses from the places I eat lunch at. But only if they can get the day off.

Pottery Barn

Grandma: Here, look through this and pick stuff out.

Sandi: You're gonna buy me things from Pottery Barn? 

Grandma: No, you pick it out, then I'll find it at Target. 

Big bird

Grandma: Oh, Big Bird, you look like you got a makeover! 

Sandi: haha. I need to update my blog. That was pretty funny. 

Grandma: how was that funny? 

Sandi: You said Big Bird looked hungover. 

Grandma: No! I said he looked like he got  a makeover! 

Sandi:Oh! Haha. 

Happy Thanksgiving!  

Phone call 8/5/13

First off, when my grandpa is in the hospital, a phone call from my grandma at 9:00 pm strikes panic.

When I heard my grandma's ringtone sounded in the kitchen tonight I rushed to the phone. 

Sandi: Grandma, what's wrong? Is Grandpa okay?

Grandma: The TV is on DVD Sandi, I don't know how to change it. 

Sandi: Grandma, when grandpa is in the hospital, don't call this late, it makes me panic. 

Grandma:  grandpa is fine. Bu my tv show is on and I can't watch it because its on that screen. 

Sandi: okay. Well, don't scare me like that again. 

Grandma: how do I change it?

Sandi: push the source button. 

Grandma: where is it?

Sandi: take a photo of the remote and send it to me. 

Grandma: okay, I have to call you on the land line. 

Sandi: okay. 

*after I get the photo, 3 minutes later*

It's the one under the 9. 

Grandma: oh, that one, I wouldn't have been able to find that. 

Sandi: okay now go up two. 

Grandma: so now I go down to the bottom. That's what grandpa does. 

Sandi: no, you need to up to the 2. 

Grandma: the DVD player turned on again. What do I do now?

Sandi: Push the source button grandma. 

Grandma: okay, now what. 

Sandi: go to HDMI 2

Grandma: there's a hdm13 what's that?

Sandi: HDMI 3. Go up one. 

Grandma: woo! Got it. Sandi you saved me. I was about to go get grandpa from the hospital. You can put that on the blog. 

Sandi: okay. Just, don't call this late again when grandpa is in the hospital okay? 

Yup. Grandma. 

Easter strawberries

So I'm cutting up the strawberries and grandma comes in and starts to pick through the cut ones.
Sandi: What are you doing?
Grandma: I'm fluffing the strawberries.