Easter strawberries

So I'm cutting up the strawberries and grandma comes in and starts to pick through the cut ones.
Sandi: What are you doing?
Grandma: I'm fluffing the strawberries.

Reasons to (or to not) go on vacation with Grandma.

What's the time?

Gma: Well look at the time.
Sandi: Its 6:45.
Gma: no look.
Sandi: 6:45
Grandma: Look at the clock.
Sandi: 6:45
Grandma: No! It's a quarter to 7. Oh. 6:45. The train will be here soon.
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Grandma: I'm going to get coffee on the train. If they don't have any I'm going to sue.

Grandma and kids and elevators don't mix

Grandma and Jessica took Corey to Disneyland this weekend. On the way up to their hotel room on the 4th floor, the doors open on the 2nd floor and Corey starts to get out. Jessica calls to him and Grandma told Jessica "Nah, let him go. It'll be a quiet evening." Apparently only one person had a sense of humor.