CHANGE UP! Convo with Grandpa Leland

Gpa: Hello there.
Sandi: Hi Grandpa, what are you up to?
Gpa: Oh, just sitting here with your cousin.
Sandi: Oh, Nicole is over?
Gpa: Yeah.
Sandi: Is Grandma around?
Gpa: Yeah, she's sitting on the chair with the cat on her lap.
Sandi: The cat is on her lap?
Gpa: Yeah, the cat is on her lap. You know, that could be turned into a song. Like that one "Pants on the Ground"
Sandi: I'll work on that Grandpa.

Reaction to me getting into my class.

Sandi: So, I got into my Criminal Justice class.
Gma: Good job you little shit ass. you little fucker. good job.
Sandi: Oh, grandma, what would I do without you in my life.
Gma: So does that mean you can arrest your grandfather and me now?
Sandi: yup
Gma: Then I probably should stop talking to you like that or you'll call CPS on me.
Sandi: Probably.