Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mothers Day!!

Grandma: Disney was a homosexual.
Sandi: No, he was a Nazi.
Grandma: Oh, right. Then he probably wasn't a homosexual.

Sandi: Wow, that sun is bright.
Grandma: It's a bummer that we don't have half a sun like we have half a moon. Like, in mid July, we just all of a sudden have half a sun. That would be nice.

Grandma: Sometimes I look at people when they're talking to me and think to myself "What are they talking about?" Then after a while I realize "Oh, shit, that was probably on Sandi's blog"