What Grandma said this time

Do you know where I am?

2012-02-10T16:50:00.001-08:00

Grandma: Do you know where your grandfather brought me? To the top of a mountain in Murphys. The top of a mountain with a road that's wide enough for ONE car. We have to go down the mountain for dinner. Grandpa is going. He can bring it back to me.
Sandi: Oh grandma. Take a Zanax and cut grandpa some slack grandma. He went through a lot of trouble to plan this. Take some pictures and send them to me.
Grandma: I'll take pictures of the shower.

Texts from this morning.

2012-02-10T13:56:00.001-08:00

3 awesome things during the superbowl

2012-02-05T22:29:00.000-08:00

Grandma:Thats it. I've had enough. I'm going to bed.
Grandpa: Dinner's on.
Grandma. I'm going to eat first.

Grandpa: *petting Fuzz*
Grandma: Don't be too rough with her, Leland.
Grandpa: She likes it rough. She's pushing her head into it.

Sandi: Grandma, this cream cheese garlic stuff is delish.
Grandma: I was dipping veggies in it earlier.
Sandi: Oh, that sounds good.
Grandma: Celery, carrots. They're in the fridge. I don't know what that white stuff is, but it's delicious.
Sandi: *picks up the container with the white stuff* Jicama?
Grandma: Is that what it is? No wonder I like it. I've been calling it Jamaica.

Good morning texts!

2011-10-17T08:39:00.001-07:00

Text from grandma: get to work
Me: ok grandma
Grandma: I need the money
Me: on it.

When Parents Text

2011-09-05T20:53:00.001-07:00

HI ALL!!!Quick update to let you all know that Grandma made it to When Parents Text!!!here's the link:Second Hand Pix:D

Voicemail 9/3/11

2011-09-03T13:28:00.001-07:00

"Sandi, call me when you get a minute. I need someone who loves me. Bye"

Calling the eye doctor

2011-08-24T09:17:00.000-07:00

"Sandi, if you're ever depressed, call the eye doctor. I don't know who he has working there, but I call her and she makes me feel so good. No, really, call her. Here, tell her you need to make an appointment. Maybe I should call her and make sure she had the right name"(Puts phone up to her ear...)

"Grandma, you didn't dial anyone"

"Oh, well..."

She's always P.C.

2011-07-05T12:05:00.001-07:00

Gma: Move, bitch.
Sandi: Grandma, you always call me that
Gma: Well, you get mad at me when I call you a fat bitch
Sandi: Touché

Getting the Fuzz groomed

2011-06-10T19:45:00.000-07:00

Grandma called into the cat groomer and asked them if they did the bikini shaving. The girls that answered the phone went silent for a little bit and then told her yeah. She went in to the groomer and talked to the girls at the counter and asked them if they were offended that she called it a bikini shave and the girls laughed and said no they has just never herd it called that before and that they were going to call it that from here on out.

Also, aparently Grandma has to take drugs (what kinds, I dont know) before riding in the car with grandpa. Go figure.

What Grandma has been doing with her life

2011-04-13T10:14:00.000-07:00

Grandma has apparently been watching baby eagles being hatched.

other than that, nothing new on the grandma front.

Link below if you'd like to join her and the other 120,000 people watching.

So I was talking with my cousin Janice today....

2011-01-04T16:43:00.000-08:00

Apparently, Grandma has ALWAYS been like this....

Janice: I forget if it was Gale or me, but one of us called her and asked her what she was doing and she said "Masturbating.....what are you doing?".

What do you think?

2011-01-02T20:08:00.001-08:00

Sandi: (answering the phone) Yes grandma?
Gma: I was watching a movie I thought you'd like, but it's almost over
Sandi: What movie
Gma: It's Drumline, have you seen it?
Sandi: Yeah. Long LONG time ago.
Gma: Did you notice how many black people were in it?
Sandi: Yeah. why?
Gma: Well, do you ever wonder if they think "Why are there so many white people?" when they watch movies?

Oh grandma

2010-12-03T20:31:00.000-08:00

The breakfast after thanksgiving was quite fun. We were discussing the recent rapes at Sac State and how my sorority was given rape whistles with lights on them.

Dad: Couldn't they sue you for shinning a light in their eye or for blowing their ear drums out
Me: Oh, well... I guess so, but i'd much rather be sued than raped.
Gma: (Without missing a beat) Not me.

Phone Conversations

2010-11-03T18:17:00.000-07:00

"I like watching football. One team runs one way down the field trying to kick the other teams ass while the other team is trying to kick their ass. It's my favorite sport to watch"

"There's a kitty at the shelter that has no teeth. I was petting it today and I told it that no one was going to love it and take it home with them. I should have just taken it across the street and given it the needle. I don't think they would have wanted me to come back though, if I did that."

Voicemail 10/26/10

2010-10-26T18:09:00.000-07:00

AH! I can't believe how long it's been since i've updated my blog! ! ! !

Got a Voicemail from grandma today.

"Sandi. If you don't watch Glee tonight, you wont get any Christmas presents."

and that was it.

there have been some other good ones over the last two months that I've been meaning to post, but can't remember at the top of my head.

Kitty prayer time

2010-08-30T22:18:00.000-07:00

I was walking down the hallway in my grandparent's house the other day and my cat stopped at my feet so kneeled down and picked him up while i was still on my knees my grandma came up behind me and started to pet Remy (my cat) My grandpa walked down the hall and noticed this odd scene and asked what we were doing. My grandma's response? "We're having Kitty Prayer Time. Now it's time for kitty sacrifice" As she takes an invisible stake to my cat's throat.

Today in the car.

2010-08-13T15:33:00.000-07:00

Sandi: So, Grandma, do you remember that twitter blog I used to read to you about the dad?
Gma: The old dad and the young guy?
Sandi: Yeah that one. Did you hear they're making a TV show about it starring William Shatner?
Gma: When am I going to be famous?

*To the guy jogging with no shirt on (But from inside the car so only I could hear her)*
Gma: Pull down your pants! I wanna see your tush.

During dinner with Josh

2010-05-21T20:14:00.000-07:00

Josh: So does Adam have any hobbies?
Me: Eh, not really. He used to play WOW.
Gma: (after about a minute of silence) Don't forget about his ballet lessons
Josh: Shit, are you serious??
Me: No, Josh, She's not.
Gma: (laughing so hard she cries)

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and on the way home:

Gma: (talking about wanting to get me a passport) ...and I'm scared because of your birth certificate.
Josh: Why?
Me: It doesn't have my first or middle name on it.
Josh: Oh, were they going to try to sell you or something?
Me: Yeah, but it turned out I have a face only a mother could love and she didn't even want me.
Gma: (dies laughing)

Martha Stewart Madness!

2010-04-17T09:33:00.001-07:00

Martha: (Making a flower thing) Now back the bulbs in tight.
Gma: Oh, Martha. You haven't had anything tight in years.

CHANGE UP! Convo with Grandpa Leland

2010-02-08T18:06:00.000-08:00

Gpa: Hello there.
Sandi: Hi Grandpa, what are you up to?
Gpa: Oh, just sitting here with your cousin.
Sandi: Oh, Nicole is over?
Gpa: Yeah.
Sandi: Is Grandma around?
Gpa: Yeah, she's sitting on the chair with the cat on her lap.
Sandi: The cat is on her lap?
Gpa: Yeah, the cat is on her lap. You know, that could be turned into a song. Like that one "Pants on the Ground"
Sandi: I'll work on that Grandpa.

Reaction to me getting into my class.

2010-02-02T10:18:00.000-08:00

Sandi: So, I got into my Criminal Justice class.
Gma: Good job you little shit ass. you little fucker. good job.
Sandi: Oh, grandma, what would I do without you in my life.
Gma: So does that mean you can arrest your grandfather and me now?
Sandi: yup
Gma: Then I probably should stop talking to you like that or you'll call CPS on me.
Sandi: Probably.

Bell Ringing for Salvation Army

2009-12-23T17:35:00.000-08:00

Gma: You stand over there and ring the bell and i'll stand here and close my eyes pretending i'm blind, and we'll get more money that way.

Thanksgiving for that

2009-11-07T22:54:00.000-08:00

Sandi: I'm kinda looking forward to Thanksgiving this year!
Gma: Why? cause Adam's mom might come?
Sandi: No, I'm acutally kind of nervous for that.
Gma: Don't worry, I won't fart at the table, promise. (pauses) Actually, I can't promise that.

Pre-Birthday lunch

2009-10-24T11:39:00.000-07:00

Gma: When do you want to go
Me: Uh, whenever you're free.
Gma: I've always been free. it's only recently that i've started charging.
Me: what? *laughs*
Gma: What is your problem?

Where is this going?

2009-09-19T11:53:00.000-07:00

Gma: *holding a newly polished silver plate* There, now doesn't that look nice?
Sandi: Yeah it does. I can see you in it.
Gma: I think I'm going to go put it in the bathroom and put pretties on it.
Sandi: You go do that.
Gma: Well what the hell do you think i just said you little bitch?
Sandi: huh?
Gma: He gave me exorcises to do, you know like push-ups and such.
Sandi: For what?
Gma: My guitar. I don't think he has much hope in me.

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Sandi: Did you put it in the bathroom yet?
Gma: No it's in the front room. but I am going to
Sandi: *mocking* I am going to
Gma: You shut up sandi.

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Gma:
*looking at her cake in the oven*
Oh beautiful! for spacious skies
my country 'tis of thee my cake is very pleased.

2 Conversations in one post!!!!

2009-09-13T17:37:00.000-07:00

Gma: Guess who won the game today?
Me: Niners?
Gma: (shakes head)
Me: Oh, Cardinals?
Gma: No, the Niners. I'm just pulling your titties.

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Me: C'est bonne. Merci.
Gma: Okay.
Me: Did you understand what I said?
Gma: My Boobs. Thank you.
Me: Alright.

Cooking Dinner

2009-08-24T16:24:00.001-07:00

Gma: Sandi? Will you go to the bathroom for me?
me: WHAT?!
Gma: I don't want to leave the kitchen.

Adam has a cold.

2009-08-17T16:46:00.000-07:00

So I'm sick and both Sandi and Grandma Kay know.

*Phone rings*

Me: Hello?
Kay: Adam, how are you feeling?
Me: I'm fine, I've been drinking lots of orange juice.
Kay: What are you having for dinner?
Me: Probably mac and cheese.
Kay: Oh that's not very good, Adam.
Me: I know, when I was at the store I was so focused on getting juice that I forgot about soup.
Kay: Well, at least the macaroni has sodium, which you need lots of. Well, it was nice talking to you Adam, I'll call you tomorrow.
Me: You will?
Kay: First thing in the morning, what time do you wake up?
Me: Oh please don't call before 10.
Kay: *Pauses* Oh, well I'll call you in the afternoon then. Bye Adam.
Me: Bye Kay.

I'm Lost.

2009-08-02T14:06:00.000-07:00

Grandma and Suzanne are in Capitola, Ca for the week. And two days in grandma gets lost:

*Phone Rings*
Sandi: Hello?
Gma: Sandi? Can you look in the rolidex for me and find Suzanne's phone number?
Sandi: What? Does she not know it?
Gma: No, i'm lost on the beach and i'm using someone else's phone to call you.
Sandi: Oh, okay, are you ready for the number?
Gma: Um, okay, let me write it in the sand.
Sandi: You call me and ask me for a number without a way of writing it down?
Gma: Well you call her and tell her that i'm by the multi colored umbrella's.
Sandi: Okay grandma.

Suzanne: Hello?
Sandi: Hey Tudy, Grandma is lost and she wanted me to call you and tell you she's by the multi colored umbrellas.
Suzanne: She's lost? How did she call you?
Sandi: She used someone else's phone.
Suzanne: Where? Oh, i see her. Wow, what a couple we are, huh?
Sandi: Haha. yeah. Alright you two, have fun. I'm going to go blog about this now.

EFG!!!

2009-06-26T01:47:00.000-07:00

Silly Grandma.

No drinking and driving.

2009-06-14T11:02:00.000-07:00

GMA:
Sandi, I don't want you to drink and drive.

(so she took her nail and scrached "No" into my skin)

I don't think that'll be good enough, let me grab a pen.

(She then proceed to take a pertinent marker and write "No Driving")

No driving, while drunk

Sandi: NO! Grandma, I have to go to work, don't write all of that.
Gma: Okay, fine, i'll draw a heart.

WIll I Am

2009-05-18T06:57:00.001-07:00

So, yesterday, Grandma and I went shopping in Stockton. After, she took me out to lunch at Macaroni Grill. The waiter came, introduced himself as Will, and wrote "William" with Will underlined and then went to go get our drinks. Once he left, Grandma said, "Will i am."
Sandi: Yes Grandma, Will i am, William.
Gma: I wonder if he writes that on all the table.
*after lunch*
Gma: Will i am, I wonder if his real name is William.
Sandi: Wait, Grandma, are you serious?
Gma: *laughs*
Sandi: *laughs uncontrollably*
William: Here's your Bill
Sandi: *looks at Bill*still laughing* This isn't ours.
William: Oh, whoops, i'll be right back.

I DIED Laughing because of this. Grandma had a complete blonde moment, and it was priceless.

I'm welcoming new authors!!!

2009-05-16T11:45:00.001-07:00

Jamie Henderson, Olivia Massaro, Emily Hill and Adam Chambers are now authors to this blog!!!

Yay!!

The first ever video blog.

2009-04-20T21:18:00.000-07:00

dun dun dun!!!

Seattle, Washington

2009-04-19T16:00:00.001-07:00

Gma: Why does Olivia keep going to Seattle?
ME: She likes it up there.
Gma: You know, grandpa keeps going to Seattle... should i be worried?

Happy Birthday Suzanne!!!

2009-04-04T07:27:00.000-07:00

In honor of my Godmother's birthday, she had this to say:

'She was telling me she was going to have a massage on Thursday and "I have to tell my masseuse to talk to me, otherwise I fall asleep and then it's a waste of money!"'

Then just now on our way home from Breakfast Gpa fell behind to talk to Mr. Weigum and then eventually caught up to us, and i thought grandma knew. But when my gpa went to scare a cat this is what happened:

Gpa: Psssst
Gma: AHH! WHAT THE?? JESUS LELAND! You little (underbreath) fucker. I hope you trip and fall.
Me: *Laughing*

Birthday Girl

2009-02-13T21:09:00.000-08:00

Tomorrow is her Birthday!!!

CAll her if you want... you know the number..

if you don't call me, i'll be in Lodi all day visiting.

perhaps, maybe, some pics to go up on this lovely little blog. :)

The contractor

2008-12-24T16:49:00.000-08:00

Gma: bob measured everything
Uncle Tim: Watch yourself kay

Conversation with Olivia

2008-10-28T15:20:00.000-07:00

Gma: (Answering phone) Hello?
Olivia: (thinking it's me) You sound weird.
Gma: I sound weird? it's because i just smoked dope.

Farting

2008-10-28T15:04:00.000-07:00

Gma: (singing) I like blowing air out my butt. I do it all the time. I do it every where. At church and other places.

Sandi: Oh? Like where?

Gma: Like church, the store, around the house. I blow air out my butt all the time.

Be good

2008-10-04T14:20:00.000-07:00

Gma: Goodbye Olivia! Be good.
Olivia: I'm always good, except when I'm not.
Gma: And when you're not, name it after me (aside to me) She has a kid and names it Grandma Kay. Oh, then we'll be in big trouble.

On Shawn Johnson

2008-08-15T00:09:00.000-07:00

Watching womens gymnastics:

Gma: If I were her, i'd just say "Fuck gymnastics" and do swimming instead.

Sex and politics.

2008-08-06T01:10:00.000-07:00

k: So they're saying that john edwards was sleeping around.
s: gosh, why can't those democrats just keep it in their pants?
k: well, the republicans are sleeping around too, but since they're doing it with the same sex, its kept quiet.

Something from the vault

2008-07-19T17:55:00.000-07:00

One night during dinner the phone rang and my grandma picked it up. It was a telemarketer trying to sell her a window for her car. He asked her if her window was broken, she replied, "Oh, you're the one who broke my window?" He said, "No Mam." She turned to my grandpa and said, "Honey, here's the guy who broke our windshield!" This went on for a while. Then he hung up on her. She claims it's the first telemarketer to ever hang up on the callee.

Ding Dong.... Doorbell

2008-06-27T15:13:00.000-07:00

Gma: *Laying down in her room watching TV. Commercial had a doorbell* Oh, shit!
Sandi: Uh, Gma.... that was the TV
Gma: Well, I was sleeping.

Ass Hole?

2008-06-12T09:30:00.000-07:00

Gma: (Walking down the hall) (singing) LaLaLaLaLaLaLa You're an ass hole.
Sandi: Gma!
Gma: (coming into my room with a towel on her head) You're an ass hole you're an ass hole you're an ass hole. I can walk backwards and forwards and you don't know which way i'm going.

You have no friends

2008-06-07T11:51:00.000-07:00

Gma: Sandi, you have no friends. No boyfriend. No one wants to talk to you.

*on the phone to her friend*
Gma: Hi Lynette.
Sandi: HI LYNETTE!
Gma: Sandi says Hi. SHE SAYS HI BACK. I just told her that she has no friends and no boyfriend so I decided to call one of my friends, because I have them and she doesn't

Abortion?

2008-05-23T12:24:00.000-07:00

At Breakfast:
Sandi: I love eggs.
Gma: They're aborted chickens.
Sandi: What would make you say that?
Gma: They are.
Sandi: Well, now I can't eat my eggs
Gma: Yes you can.
Sandi: No, Gma, I can't.

Haven't updated for a while...

2008-05-20T23:41:00.000-07:00

Grandma: So, Grandpa is taking me away for a few days. We're staying in a $30 a night hotel
Sandi: Thats pretty cheap.
Grandma: Yea, the last time I was in a $30 a night hotel I was on my back.

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Grandma: Look, Sandi, they've painted a mural on the wall over there. I didn't know they were going to do that. And look, there's a little area for the dogs to run and play and say "pick me! pick me!" because if someone doesn't they'll die.
Sandi: That's really morbid, Grandma!
Grandma: Yea, well. Look, the car in front of us is from Carmax, isn't that where your car is from?
Sandi: Wow, you're all over the place today Grandma!
Grandma: Yea, well I took my uppers today. But I'm going to church later, so I'm going to have to take my downers.
Sandi: Oh, yea? Maybe they'll make you pray again.

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Sandi: GRANDMA!!!
Grandma: Coming! *arrives at bathroom door to see me wrapped in a towel with soap in my hair* What's wrong
Sandi: *walks to bathroom sink and turns it on, no water comes out*
Grandma: Oh, well. Grandpa must be working on the sprinklers. Finish your hair in the toilet.
Sandi: What?!
Grandma: Kidding, I'll go find your grandfather.

of death and drugs

2008-04-17T09:04:00.000-07:00

Sandi: Gma, did you hear that?
Gma: No, what?
Sandi: If you can talk to me about death you can talk to me about drugs.
Gma: Okay. Sandi, if you do drugs, we'll have to talk about death.

no words.

2008-04-14T08:38:00.001-07:00

Sandi: Oh, Grandma, look how good my butt looks in these jeans.
Gma: Well lets see. *puts her hands on my hips, keeps her hands that wide and starts walking for the door*
Sandi: What are you doing?
Gma: *At the door pushing her arms though* Seeing if you'll fit through the door.
Sandi: I can't believe you just said that.
Gma: I can't believe you let me do that.
Sandi: Oh, this is SO going in my blog.
Gma: CPS wont think it's too funny, Sandi.

Of sing and sung.

2008-04-14T08:20:00.000-07:00

Gma: Guess what song we sung yesterday at church?
Sandi: Sang.
Gma: What?
Sandi: Sang. you ment to say sang.
Gma: Who gives a flying poopy fuck?
Sandi: You did not just say that.

At a wedding? Really grandma?

2008-04-05T21:30:00.000-07:00

Sandi: (handing Gma a Dove chocolate wrapper...you know, the ones with the sayings) Here Granmda. for you. (It said "Age is but a number")
Gma: Well thats a load of crap, thats what that is.
Sandi: Yea? what about this one grandma? (I hand her one that says "Discover yourself")
Gma: Is that like masturbation?

My sisters that were sitting at the table with us almost died laughing. :) gotta love Gma

About the Blog

2008-04-01T09:23:00.001-07:00

Sandi: I'm glad i'm keeping this blog grandma.
Gma: Why?
Sandi: Well, because when you're gone, I can share all these wonderful conversations with my kids, when they're old enough.
Gma: How long do these things last?
Sandi: Well it's online, so probably forever.
Gma: Who reads this?
Sandi: Oh, I don't know. Emily? Olivia? others? Everyone loves them. espically the one of the cat humping the neighbor.
Gma: WHAT? What are you talking about.
Sandi: You know, the orange cat that humped the neighbor?
Gma: NO! He didn't hump the neighbor! Where did you get that? you nasty little girl....
Sandi: Thats what you said!
Gma: NO...he humped the neighbors cat, who was male, also. You don't listen, Sandi.
Sandi: I swear thats what you said grandma.

*a few mins later*
Gma: oh hum di dum. I humped the cat today. hum di dum "Hello honey, I'm home, what did you do today?" "oh, I humped the cat...hum di dum..." Gosh, Sandi. You're so nasty.

Cartwheel??

2008-04-01T09:16:00.000-07:00

Gma: Sandi, come here.
Sandi: Yes, grandma?
Gma: Do a carwheel.
Sandi: What?
Gma: You heard me...Do a carwheel?
Sandi: Really?
Gma: Really.
Sandi: No, Grandma.
Gma: Okay, well I didn't want you hitting the TV anyways.

1:30 AM Wednesday morning:

2008-03-27T17:18:00.000-07:00

Gma: (walking down the hall)*grumble noises*
Sandi: Grandma? What are you doing? Are you a Zombie?
Gma: (puts hands out in front of her) *grumbling* Zombieeeee.
Sandi: Grandma....you're so weird
Gma: Zombie hungry. Zombie eat humans.
Sandi: Go to bed grandma.

Phone conversation

2008-03-14T11:25:00.000-07:00

Sandi: Is grandma there?
Gpa: Yeah, hang on.
*silence*
Gma: Hello?
Sandi: What do you want?
Gma: I don't know, you called me.
Sandi: Oh, well, I just wanted to say that.
Gma: Ah, okay. You can call me names if you want.
Sandi: Really?
Gma: Sure. Why not?
*talking about this weekend*
Sandi: Alright grandma, I'm going to go.
Gma: Okay, see you tomorrow.
Sandi: I love you, Grandma Kay.
Gma: I love you too, Granddaughter Sandi.
Sandi: *giggle* Bye Grandma.

I want to drive!

2008-03-09T13:02:00.000-07:00

So, Grandma won't ever let me drive her van, dunno why, she just wont.

Sandi: Grandma, let me drive home, please?
Gma: Uh, is the pope catholic?
Sandi: Yea?
Gma: Nope, he's Lutheran.
Sandi: Oh. You should have asked me if he's jewish.
Gma: (hits my arm) No, he's not! Don't say that.

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Later that day:

Sandi: oh, grandma, my shoes are a size 5, not 4
grandma: oh, you little harlot.

Jan. 6th, 2008 the one that started it all

2008-03-02T23:44:00.001-08:00

She sat next to me to see Kristina's engagement picture, and touched my computer screen:

Gma: OH! it's a touch screen!
Me: Sure, Gma
Gma: Well, what happens when i do this? (Touches iChat converstion)
Me: (hits open apple + w [closes window])
Gma: OH! look at that (touches Jamie's name)
Me: (Hits Enter)
Gma: This is fun! (Touches Jamie's window)
Me: (hits open apple + w again)
Gma: Well what happens if I touch it here? (touches iChat buddy list)
Me: (hits open apple + w [closes list])
Gma: Well.. now i lost it
Me: Touch the browser window see what happens.
Gma: (touches browser)
Me: (open apple +m [minimizes window])
Gma: huh. where'd it go?
Me: Right there. (points to little window in icon bar) Gma why don't you push play?
Gma: (touches play button on iTunes)
Me: (hits spacebar)
Gma: Wow.
Me: (laughing) You know that it's not really a touch screen right Gma?
Gma: Huh? SANDI! I knew that.
Me: No you didn't
Gma: Yes i DID. but i was confused for a second

Hahahaha... i love my gma. :)

Of Asparagus and humping cats...

2008-03-02T22:55:00.000-08:00

Sandi: I want an orange kitty. Gma, get me an orange kitty.
Gma: No. you don't want an orange kitty. we had one once.
Sandi: oh, yea? you're lying. what was it's name
Gma: uh......ask your dad, he'll know
Sandi: you're such a liar. it wasn't Go Away?
Gma: No, that was the gray cat.
Sandi: Oh, right.
Gma: He was gay.
Sandi: What?
Gma: He would always hump our neighbor.
Sandi: *Dies laughing*
Gma: It's true. then he got an abscess that we got taken off. then he ran away.

........................................

Sandi: What are you eating?
Gma Kay: Asparagus and Noodles.
Sandi: Looks like salami and crackers.
Gma Kay: Nope
Sandi: Asparagus and noodles. Okay Grandma.
10 mins later
Gma Kay: (Sargento cheese comercial) Asparagus, noodles and cheese.
Sandi: Asparagus noodles?
Gma Kay: NO. Asparagus and noodles. Thats what i'm going to cook for dinner tonight.
Sandi: Yea? What are you going to cook when Adam is here?
Gma Kay: Asparagus and Noodles
Sandi: Ah. Okay grandma.
Gma Kay: See, they (The Little People Big World people) eat asparagus and noodles
Sandi: They aren't grandma
Gma Kay: Oh. Okay.

***Half hour later***
Gma Kay: (Yogurt commercial on TV) MMmmm, yogurt, asparagus and noodles.
Sandi: *giggle*
Gma Kay: Don't laugh at me you little bitch. I saw you smile.